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testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).
Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?
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testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury
The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.
testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Testilying 

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.
Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.
Testilying by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.
1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.
testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

Testillingballah 

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.
She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.
Testillingballah by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Third Testicling 

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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