For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

Third Testicling by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

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tentacooling

When you cum twice and wrap the cum "tentacles" around your partners neck and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

Susan: Do you want to try Tentacooling tonight?
Dan: No, you know I can’t cum more than once without getting tired.

tentacooling by JustinTechnique March 21, 2019

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Textacking

a vigorous attack of text messages by crazy people

"Sally is such a mean person, she kept textacking me yesterday."

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Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.

Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling

Testicling by brotime9 November 9, 2010

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tentaclius

the tentaclius is an octopus that lived in ancient rome

Bobus Billus, roman citizen died 47 BC when he was eaten by a tentaclius

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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