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testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury
The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.
testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Testilying 

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.
Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.
Testilying by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.
1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.
testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

Testillingballah 

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.
She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.
Testillingballah by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Third Testicling 

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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