testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

testilyin'

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.

1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.

by Tray May 13, 2005

Testilingus

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

Testillingballah

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.

She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.

by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009