Tesc 

Abbreviation for two US colleges: The Evergreen State College, in Olympia, Washington and Thomas Edison State College, in Trenton, New Jersey

Consult *homeadvisor* if you are a *homeseeker* off campus on *Tesc />ok.

Tesc by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Tesco Value Vodka 

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009

Baba Tesco 

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022

tesco meal deal 

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

tesco meal deal by #virgin October 15, 2019

tesco value 

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

tesco value by wonderfool April 2, 2004

tesco car park 

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

tesco car park by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017