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Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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tacosexual

A word for someone who is sexually attracted to tacos. Most, if not all Tacoists are tacosexuals.
Jim:Why are you looking at tacos on the internet?
Jose:What are you saying? Are you saying I'm a tacosexual?
by The Taco King November 22, 2013
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Teslasexual

A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
by UwUty June 26, 2021
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Techsexual

The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009
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