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Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

tacosexual 

A word for someone who is sexually attracted to tacos. Most, if not all Tacoists are tacosexuals.
Jim:Why are you looking at tacos on the internet?
Jose:What are you saying? Are you saying I'm a tacosexual?
tacosexual by The Taco King November 22, 2013

Teslasexual

A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
Teslasexual by UwUty June 26, 2021

Techsexual 

A personal can be sexually aroused by technology.
The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
Techsexual by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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