8 definitions by volound

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
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a euphemism used by beggars that refers to "legal tender" in small or otherwise large quantities.
beggar: "got any spare change, my man?"
me: "no"
by volound July 31, 2012
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the act of un-fucktarding ones self
if i wanted to unfucktard myself i would take myself down to school and learn how adam and eve is a load of BULLSHIT.
by volound September 21, 2010
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the new "epic fail"

a relatively new internet meme that is quickly gaining popularity.

a gesture used to empathise the hopelessness of someone else after they do or say something extremely retarded.
junaid: i want you to say sorry to my gf for calling her a bitch.
david: how did she find out i called her a bitch wtf????
junaid: i told her.
everyone: *FACEPALM*
by volound December 11, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2, probably the most anticipated game of all time and soon to be the highest-selling. The sequel to Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare.
itz aldo v1: we are sooo gonna pwn at MW2 multiplayer
conor147: well my cod 5 ratio is like 13....obviously.
by volound September 30, 2009
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a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.
friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns
by volound January 03, 2010
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