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Tentacute 

A socially awkward lover of anime that is the most endearing soul once you get to know her. She has a massive heart and uses that to help souls in need. Don’t be put off by this tentacled cuties reluctance to open up to you, because once she does, she’ll be the firmest friend you ever did know
“You see that person over there? that's Tess. They’ve done so much good in the world today, been a real Tentacute”
Tentacute by Secretiveness January 16, 2022
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Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023

tentacle 

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.
Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.
tentacle by Atma January 5, 2004

tentacle 

i love tentacle
tentacle by Moon Mann June 22, 2016

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor