tentaculear

Verb, from tentaculeo: derivative from 'perrear intensamente' in a party, followed by a girl wrapping her tentacles around him until he is completely paralized'

' A un compa lo tentaculear on en el pasillo de la casa de jose, el mae solo se sento y a los 10 segundos se dio por vencido'

tentaculear by Jack Sparrow inside the kraken December 23, 2011

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.

"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."

Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023

Testacular 

a word a man may use to describe something both truly spectacular and manly; the word is a combination of spectacular and testicles.

"Hey bro, that steak you grilled last night was testacular!"

Testacular by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006

Tentacleware 

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.

"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

-or-

"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

-or-

Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium

Tentacleware by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004

Tentacular 

Used in the workplace, tentacular refers to a body of work that has many dependent and independent parts. As such, it is difficult to manage, difficult to understand and often difficult to finish.

The project to re-structure the financial systems was so tentacular that over half the company was working on it, yet no one seemed to know why or when it would be finished

Tentacular by seafox August 15, 2011

tenticular 

Having the characteristics of, or pertaining to, tentacles

It's not just a skull--with its tenticular appendages, it looks like Cthulhu.

or
Octopi may be prone to developing tenticular cancer.

tenticular by Waffen January 6, 2009

tentacular 

adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening

"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."

tentacular by tentacular March 4, 2010