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Textecuted 

A type of text message response that is highly detailed and catered to attacking someone's personality or image.
Example text message showing someone being textecuted:

Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲

Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.

You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.

It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.

So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
Textecuted by thats_fucking_cringe November 9, 2023
Related Words

texecuted 

To be executed in the state of Texas.
Five men were Texecuted this year by lethal injection.
texecuted by Franek Jones July 7, 2007

texterupted

When you're halfway typing a text and someone comes to talk to you face-to-face, you're forced to respond to the real life encounter before you finish your text.
Sorry for the delay, I was texterupted by my boss.
texterupted by xenide February 28, 2018

textjected 

"She told me she has to babysit her little brother."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."
textjected by Brent L September 5, 2007

texecute 

Execute, if done by the state of Texas.
The state of Texas is going to texecute someone with a questionable conviction
texecute by Bed time October 26, 2010

Textnected 

Staying in contact with others via text message.
"What's the plan for Friday's happy hour? Let's firm up the plans and stay textnected so we all meet at the same time and place."
Textnected by pkrez March 22, 2010
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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