Tellywhacker

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

the messiah of bellywhackers

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.

"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"

by Alex7 June 1, 2007

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003