70 definition by John Gaskell

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "

" I Double Dropped on saturday and actually shit me kecks because the hit was intense "

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

" I love to watch her Friggin "