talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

taliwacker

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

by ghoof April 28, 2006

Taliwhacked

Ambushed my the Taliban, comes from the term "Bushwhacked" meaning ambushed. Hence Taliwhacked is a situation where the Taliban ambush a person or persons. Used in military slang.

Yeah we where taliwhacked, we took incoming from all sides.

by Piglet Brave October 21, 2010

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003