Tasch

Jizzing into food with the purpose of the act not being noticed by the consumers

Dude you pissed off that chef, I think he is going to Tasch your food D:

by Food inspector October 14, 2011

Jasch Tasch

A bag typically rocked by jasch. It contains lots of interesting objects eg. the Schaschspiel. It‘s content also has the potential to causs lots of damge. You may not set it on fire, it‘ll cause explosion and more serious damage on human beenings. The Jasch Tasch is also a very potent weapon arsenal and one should not underestimate it‘s military usefulnes.

Person 1: look what I‘ve got in my Jasch Tasch!
Person2: Is that a Schaschspiel?

by Jonnyb170 January 12, 2019

tachanka

the lord

bow before tachanka

by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

by Lheggy May 14, 2018

Tahche

An absolute hack who lives in a mansion that bathes in money. He is a hypocrite who likes Floyd May weather

Person 1: Your a hypocrite
Person 2: I must be Tahche

by Tahche September 29, 2014

Lord Tachanka

The one man army, he will save half of Russia with his LMG alone, he is our saviour

Him: Pick a useful operator
Me: Lord Tachanka
(gets kicked)

by TomXFG May 24, 2018