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A subtler way of calling someone a douchebag.

Etiology: The German plural for "bag". A Deutsch-bag, if you will.

The guy who took out Nikki during the soccer match and then talked smack about her not being able to play with the guys is a real taschen.

taschen by PK-TotsU January 27, 2011

Words you can keep

Tascheschlampe

Literally German for pocket slut. Other idiomatic insinuations follow...

Du bist eine Tascheschlampe!!

Tascheschlampe by Deutsch Klasse May 4, 2008

Related Words

taschen • Taschenratte • Tascheschlampe • Tasche • Tashen • tashena • Tashenae • D-tasche! • Ribena 'Tasche

tashena

A rockstar, totally awesome. The best version of something but also humble.

She is tashena!! That was a great performance!!

tashena by THalot December 22, 2016

Tashenae

A kind good hearted person.Who loves to make others feel good and safe.Funny abd will make a bad situation good.Trusting and caring.Willing to make others happy even if they are not.loves to be around people who share the same interests as they do

Tashenae is a fun person

Tashenae by tay.queens July 19, 2016

Ribena 'Tasche

Someone who has eaten out a girl who is on their period

Man Doug just ate out Stacy, and she's on her period! He definitely has a Ribena 'Tasche

Ribena 'Tasche by Fudge Krinks March 22, 2020

Tashen

A Tashen is a person who is sweet if you get to know him, if he likes you he won't tell you but he will be mean to you and make your life a living hell. But that just a way to show you that he likes you. He will get mad if you go with someone else other than him. He is a huge jerk though even if your his friend. He isn't really good with basic human conversations. But he is your friend after all

Do you think Tashen is a asshole?
No that's just how he is.

Tashen by Asked August 12, 2019

D-tasche!

Just like douchebag but cooler because "tasche" is "bag" in german. this isn't an actual german word and makes no sense when translated. but it is used regularly on people who exceed the limits of douchebag-ness.

Waaay to take a wicked shit in my bathroom! God, Mihai, you're such a d-tasche!

D-tasche! by sierannella June 22, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026