Tardmeister
n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.
Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005
Tardmaster
The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010
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tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006
turdmeister
Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006
Tardmonster
WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!
2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!
Did you see Amber last night?
Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!
2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!
Did you see Amber last night?
Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!
Tardmonster by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.