Tardmeister

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

by heylo August 30, 2005

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

turdmeister

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

by George Hayward December 6, 2006

Tardmonster

A monster of a tard

one who is very tardish

a very stupid person

my favorite word ever (:

WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!

2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!

Did you see Amber last night?

Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!

by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009