Tardmeister 

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

Tardmonster 

A monster of a tard

one who is very tardish

a very stupid person

my favorite word ever (:

WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!

2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!

Did you see Amber last night?

Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!

Tardmonster by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019