tardmastic

A person who is the master at being icredibly idiodic and/or retarded.

you are such a tardmastic shithead!

by cindy October 31, 2004

traumastic

combination of traumatic and drastic

My sister had a traumastic childhood.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke February 11, 2005

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

turdtastic

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.

On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

tarptastic

A great or fantastic tarp

This tarp is tarptastic!

by The Deevil August 22, 2007