cardmaster

A peadophile who performs magic tricks in front of training group!

Cardmaster: "Heres an 8 of diamonds that you picked!"
Trainee: "Dude, I picked the 4 of clubs"

by Cardmaster fan 1 October 9, 2007

crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

by james ferarro August 21, 2006

capmaster

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

cremaster

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.

I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.

by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008