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Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".
You're such a tardfarmer!
Tardfarmer by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"
Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.
Put the midget down, tardmaster!

Tardfarce 

The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.
"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"

Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.
Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.
Tardfartin by Chris M May 13, 2005

Tarfarted 

When your fart smells like chemicals
Ewww you tarfarted nasty!
Tarfarted by Heyboowhatyoudo May 15, 2019
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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