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another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
tard guard by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006
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Tardyard
A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
Tard Guard
A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely
When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.
Tard Guard by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019
Tardtard
One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")
In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.
Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."
Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.
The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...
-Double-u slash e, tardtard.
-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008
Tard guard
A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.
I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.
Tard guard by butlerj January 11, 2018