tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick January 30, 2006

tards

short for retards, especially used online.

"gah... ur so gay u tards"

by exodus April 29, 2004

tards

People who base camp in games that have bases

OMFG...stop camping our base you fucking tard

by dt March 11, 2005

Tard-Tard

A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.

Shut up you tard-tard.

by Erik Lydon March 07, 2005

an IT-tard

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

by I, Wreckerrr December 03, 2020

'tard

Someone who is stupid, but in an annoying way. In fact, if they were actually mentally retarded it would be a dramatic improvement.

Mason is so stupid that it's pissing me off! He's a real 'tard.

by FRizzo August 06, 2005

Tard

Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're'

For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!

by Dave hucklesby November 15, 2003