Tardalard 

A fat retard.

"You're such a tardalard."

Tardalard by EnderThatGuy January 29, 2025

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

TARFAARD 

Take A Running Fuck At A Rolling Doughnut.

And if you don't like my definition, you can TARFAARD.

TARFAARD by Captain Pedant February 4, 2012

tardhard 

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

tardhard by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

TARDAHLAR 

pron: TAR-DAH-LAAAAAAAH

1. a phrase to express ones affinity or approval with a certain situation

2. used as a form of sarcasm when something preposterous is announced

Richard: i drew penises all over your washing machine

AHHH - TARDAHLARRRRRR



Timcraft: I TOTALLY PWNED THOSE GUYS

Pocraft: Tardahlar

TARDAHLAR by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009

tardlord 

Lord of the tard, controller of this great civilization. This illustrious joint consciousness rules all of the hive cities on the planet Lower Sindromaticus. For millennia, they have been in conflict with the cruel chromosomatic self-aware slime residing on Upper Sindromatricus, an asteroid belt located between HAT-P-67 and GJ 504b.

OUR illustrious TARDLORD is really on it today. OUR TARDLORD is expanding their territory, enveloping the entire Alcyoneus galaxy. They have feeling, but they are not a being. They do not have consciousness in of themselves, but OUR TARDLORD is much greater than a feeling. It is an all-enveloping sensation of euphoria and UNLIMITED POWER!!

tardlord by Fremshit February 18, 2022

Tardtard 

One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:

(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")

In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.

Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."

Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.

The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.

-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?

- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...

-Double-u slash e, tardtard.

-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!

Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008