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another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
by bobby brown75 July 03, 2006
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A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely
When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.
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by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019
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A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.
I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.
by butlerj January 11, 2018
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A tardgaurd is a godlike item that you will need when there are to many tard at once
I need a Tardguard for all these tards coming at me
by Ya Tard February 14, 2018
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(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
by johnsonraymenhymen August 03, 2009
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