tardboard 

Another name for Google Cardboard

He couldn't join us tonight, he's staying home to play with his tardboard

tardboard by Einar JH June 9, 2017

Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

Cardboard Ben Hardy by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.

John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.

cardboard crack by Scattercat May 21, 2005

Cardboard Box 

One of the greatest joys any man could ever know. Especially ones found around jungles that say things such as "to the weapons lab: main wing"

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

Cardboard Box by Liquid Metal Snake April 1, 2005

Cardboard Socks 

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.

Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!

Cardboard Socks by PulsarIrish November 13, 2007

Cardboard Face 

someone who can change themselves easily but is not easily broken

They call me the kid with a cardboard face... Pencil a smile or frown then erase

Cardboard Face by SavoriSushi November 4, 2019

cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

cardboard ben by joe’s perm March 3, 2019