Pfft

1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.

An example of 1.
Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Pfft

by Elaine October 18, 2001

Pfft

Used in any situation in a negative way.

Guy 1 : That girl is hot!!
Guy 2 : Pfft (meaning Guy 2 doesn't think so)

by Denzilianmwctush June 03, 2009

Pfft

A form of ridicule when someone laughs at another (but not out loud) while purposly letting the other person know theyre being laughed at.

A: So last nite i did this and this and that....
B: Pfft!
A: What, are u laughing at me?
B: No, ofcourse not. Pfft!!!

by MikiLuv July 15, 2008

Pfft

Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.

Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith August 13, 2017

Pfft

Disgruntled disbelief or dismissal. Subtexts can include but are not limited to: I want you to meet me in the alley for a good round of fisting or have my love children.

Kel: You rang? I just got in bed.
King: Naked?
Kel: It's too cold to be naked.
King: Pfft

by YelleK January 17, 2012

Pfft

1. Used in disagreement
2. Joe's word.

Pfft, you are too a hooker.

by Joe LePage October 10, 2006

Pfft

The unshaven stringy pubic hair of a Chinese prostitute

"Damn, that chicks vag is all pfft and got stuck in my teeth"

by MiniHorse June 04, 2009