Tamponian

V. One who lives or hails from the city of Tampa, Florida

A true Tamponian will always know where to buy the best Cuban sandwiches.

by Red Copperhead June 23, 2017

Trumponian Justice

If anybody disagrees with you or exposes your true motives, fire them.

He has protected himself with a force field of Trumponian Justice, by letting Cindy go when he screwed the pooch...

by Rubrducky July 25, 2017

trampolian effect

the phenomena in which your testicals are rested in your gooch while your legs are spread,causing your jeans to become firm protecting the goods. so hands,decks of cards, controllers,etc. are deflected.

person1- throws psp at person 2's croch
person2- deflets with trampolian effect.
person2- oh your good

by z-trip April 14, 2009

Tampanian

Someone born in Tampa, Florida, the hottest city in Florida, 3 million times better than stupid Miami.

People from Miami are OK, but Tampanians are awesome.

by Tameron Cantrell December 28, 2005

Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.

Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009

tamponius

A man who treats a girl like royalty and is constantly around her to the point of almost fusing with her vagina

Look at brad, he's acting like a real tamponius

by KakaRatchetCake March 10, 2017