Tampanian

Someone born in Tampa, Florida, the hottest city in Florida, 3 million times better than stupid Miami.

People from Miami are OK, but Tampanians are awesome.

by Tameron Cantrell December 28, 2005

Tampanian

A person from Tampa, Florida. Tampanians may be of any race or ethnicity but a typical Tampanian would be of Cuban heritage, tan skin, brown eyes, black or dark brown hair, and bilingual (Spanish and English). Tampanian also refers to the dialect used by the natives of Tampa.

I was born in Tampa, therefore I am a Tampanian.

by Robert Koehler December 24, 2005

Tampanian Whisper

A phenomenon unique to Tampa, FL arising from social situations where strangers aren't sure whether to address each other with southern town-like hospitality or northern city-like aloofness, resulting in one or more strangers hesitantly whispering, mumbling, or even just mouthing pleasantries to each other while making minimal to no eye contact. Also a form of anomie.

Tampanian 1: "..."
Tampanian 2: "Hmphmph..."
Tampanian 1: "Nnn..."
Non-Tampanian: "What was that all about?"
Tampanian 3: "That, my friend, was the Tampanian Whisper."

by gorpoglorp February 3, 2022

Tarzanian

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

by itsmarley September 2, 2010

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Armin Tamzarian

The real name of The Simpsons character Seymour Skinner. The real Seymour Skinner was MIA in Vietnam. When Armin Tamzarian came to tell Skinner's (s)mother the news he assumed the identity of Skinner and became principal of Springfield Elementary school.

"We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would complain." said Armin Tamzarian AKA Seymour Skinner

by DPop December 7, 2006

tanzanian titty fucker

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.

" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."

by Mother Fucker 1 January 23, 2014