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tamponius

A man who treats a girl like royalty and is constantly around her to the point of almost fusing with her vagina
Look at brad, he's acting like a real tamponius
by KakaRatchetCake March 10, 2017
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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
by minion tampons July 11, 2022
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Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.
"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"
by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012
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tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.
during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..
by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004
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Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)
Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.
by FothPhro August 16, 2009
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Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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Tamponulous Forti

Line breaks: Tamp|on|u|lous For|ti

Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
by G4ndhi March 10, 2016
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