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Tampongate 

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
Tampongate by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
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Tampongate 

When a person has sexual intercourse but they forget they have a tampon in
Oh my god! I got so drunk I tampongated and thought I lost my tampon in me!
Tampongate by Topofthewhore November 4, 2021

tamponbiter 

someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off
badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter
tamponbiter by Cubslol December 17, 2008

Tamponathon 

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons
Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(
Tamponathon by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

tamponette 

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.
jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.
tamponette by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006
When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.
I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.
tamponade by matt 6 May 30, 2019

tamponavegetarian 

One who refuses to consume meat due to beliefs that it "hurts the animals"
Nick: Have a fucking hot dog asshole!
Conrad: I dunno I swore off meat
Nick: What are you; a fucking tamponavegetarian?
Conrad: Hell no..... pass the mustard!
tamponavegetarian by Sitka September 11, 2005