Talley whacker

Eastern Virginia Slang for penis

This girl at the club was all on my Talley Whacker!

Talley whacker by GorrilaVich June 27, 2008

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tally whacker

a PENIS, a penis used to whack

My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.

tally whacker by Anonymous October 6, 2003

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talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

talley wacker by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008

Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

Hot dog flavored tally whacker by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

Titantic Tally Whacker by mikedamitey June 5, 2009

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

tally-whacker by Ryan May 6, 2004

tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

tally whacker by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

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