tally-whacker 

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

tally-whacker by Ryan May 6, 2004

tally whacker 

a PENIS, a penis used to whack

My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.

tally whacker by Anonymous October 6, 2003

tally whacker 

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

tally whacker by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

Tally Whacker 

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

Tally Whacker by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

tally whacker 

synonyms- long john, peter, drake

antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP

He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny

tally whacker by definitionsforu101 April 29, 2024

Hot dog flavored tally whacker 

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

Hot dog flavored tally whacker by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

Titantic Tally Whacker 

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

Titantic Tally Whacker by mikedamitey June 5, 2009