whackers

wireless hackers.
also refered to as 'wibos', or wireless hobos, and hahaha..digital pathogens!

whackers fuck your richo mother, kid! no, not just that ..they can fuck your comp and that BlueTooth cellie you think no one can ave ..(shit! thank gawd i'm a technophobe..).

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Whackers Face

Condition of face caused by playing with yourself

"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"

by StudBandit1 December 20, 2017

Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.

Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?

by GirlWanker May 7, 2010

star whackers

A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.

Randy Quaid said star whackers took out Heath Ledger and David Carradine.

by TheEyeInTheSky October 24, 2010

no whackers

Meaning: no worries or not a problem

Jim: Thanks for the present
Mary: no whackers Jim

by TheladyKate November 17, 2017

Star Whackers

1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.

1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.

2.

some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010

Bush Whackers

guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tang. They are obnoxious and never welcome as the ladies at your party will slowly disappear thanks to these guys.

We had some hot chicks here untill those fucking Bush Whackers came over.

by SwishyManPants April 20, 2009