Tadgey 

The best nickname ever for a penis. Other common terms include Dick, Cock, Peter, wee-wee, pee-pee, tube steak, love muscle, love hammer.

Oh look at what a large, engorged tadgey he has.
I want to ride his tadgey all night long.

Tadgey by Noname6996 July 14, 2021

Tadger 'Da Badger 

Goose Hunting Term

An instance where one is about to take a perfect shot at a goose, when all of a sudden a badger jumps out from behind a willow stump and disrupts the firer causing him to miss.

*Out Pops The Badger*

Goosehunter - 'AH TADGER 'DA BADGER!'

Tadger 'Da Badger by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Tadger 

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

Tadger by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

tadger 

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".

tadger by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008

Tadger 

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

Tadger by Tracey September 13, 2003

Tadger 

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

Tadger by leanne November 20, 2003

tadger 

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

tadger by Anonymous March 13, 2003