Tracey's definitions

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Kat

A dumb person wo is a buttole and bullies oters

Kat is self- centered

by Tracey June 14, 2018

Biffin's Bridge

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

ka

ka sounds just like it looks. ka. when i was younger and my parents took us to mass, there was always a chinese couple who sat in front of us, caddy corner, indian style on the pew. one day, the woman must have had some sinus congestion or something, so out of nowhere, she begins to sneeze. after a few unproductive sneezes, she gathers her phlegm and watch out - KA - it went flying in the church. KA is the sound she made as her mucus flew and joined the choir sitting in front of us. (ok, well, i dont know where it really went, but it was funny as hell and we laugh about it to this day!

achoo achoo - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

by tracey January 17, 2005

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 8, 2003

bleeding hatchet wound

A womans vagina during her period.

She is so bitchy, she probably has a bleeding hatchet wound.

by Tracey September 18, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004