Tracey's definitions

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 8, 2003

ka

ka sounds just like it looks. ka. when i was younger and my parents took us to mass, there was always a chinese couple who sat in front of us, caddy corner, indian style on the pew. one day, the woman must have had some sinus congestion or something, so out of nowhere, she begins to sneeze. after a few unproductive sneezes, she gathers her phlegm and watch out - KA - it went flying in the church. KA is the sound she made as her mucus flew and joined the choir sitting in front of us. (ok, well, i dont know where it really went, but it was funny as hell and we laugh about it to this day!

achoo achoo - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

by tracey January 17, 2005

stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.

That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

beachie

u iz a cool person

replace person with 'beachie' so u iz a cool beachie

by tracey March 24, 2004

doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

codcacks

Panties that smell of fish/piss

I dare'nt open me legs...I got codcacks!!

by Tracey September 13, 2003

poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

by Tracey November 20, 2003