Tracey's definitions

bleeding hatchet wound

A womans vagina during her period.

She is so bitchy, she probably has a bleeding hatchet wound.

by Tracey September 18, 2003

waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

by Tracey September 13, 2003

doo daas

The gonads

God, he kicked me in the doo daas!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

by Tracey November 20, 2003

codcacks

Panties that smell of fish/piss

I dare'nt open me legs...I got codcacks!!

by Tracey September 13, 2003