fatback

A female friend who is very good at being annoying

i.e. shut up fatback

by Leanne January 20, 2004

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 02, 2005

Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

by leanne November 20, 2003

Squed

When someone has a head that is of a square shape.

"Look at his giant squed!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

chicken

Anoying thing that runs around like it's headless. Pauk Pauk Pauk chicken is used as an insult for neing scared. Our way of getting back at god for creating these awful creatures is eating them at macdonalds, kfc and burger king Tastes nice with ketchup!

Look at the headless chicken running down the pitch
Like burgers and chip and chicken stuffing.

by leanne April 13, 2004

2e2

A definite break from the norm!

Like a well hung donkey, you've gotta give it a go!

by Leanne October 19, 2004