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tableaujob 

Oral sex without a great deal of movement.
"Yeah, she went down on me after that party, but we were both reeeaaallly tired. It was more of a tableaujob. "
tableaujob by GirlAndy February 26, 2009

Tablegating 

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.
Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.
Tablegating by -Angel- September 9, 2011

tablenuts 

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Tablenuts 

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.
Tablenuts by WellLo July 10, 2016

tableNazi 

1.Cody Holmes the flippin master at foosball

2. SOmeone who takes over any game.
1. God, why can't tableNazi lose for a change?

2. where did that tableNazi come from?
tableNazi by G82401 January 20, 2005

tableNazi 

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.
Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!
tableNazi by Robert January 23, 2005