tabenut 

Shut the fuck up

Keep talking il yell tabenut

tabenut by TheMan724 May 21, 2018

tablenuts 

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Tablenuts 

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner

Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.

Tablenuts by WellLo July 10, 2016