tablesauce 

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.

"Mane, pass me the tablesauce! I'm feelin' a little dry, shorty!"

tablesauce by Anonymous 17 February 9, 2006

Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004

tablesuck 

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

tablesuck by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

table sauce 

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

table sauce by bubbarella August 7, 2011

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009