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Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...
Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004
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tablesuck 

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.
If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
tablesuck by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

table sauce 

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.
table sauce by bubbarella August 7, 2011
A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"
Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026