CrotchOtter's definitions

spermwhale

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

tablenuts

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

buttwager

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009