Definitions by CrotchOtter

buttwager 

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

buttwager by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

tablenuts 

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

spermwhale

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

spermwhale by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009