tableauitis 

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

tableauitis by matty-ice June 6, 2017

Tableitis 

The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.

The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis victims can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis by CAJ565 July 5, 2010

tabletitis

When one is addicted to their tablet

My son has tabletitis

tabletitis by Alleyg8r February 3, 2018