policeman
That policeman is polite!
policeman by nooneshouldnomyname December 23, 2019
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Policeman
Policeman by Jesus. H. Christ June 25, 2020
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Armchair Policeman
Noun.
What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
Armchair Policeman by unfromcool April 16, 2014
sleeping policeman
"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
sleeping policeman by WOng7713 January 21, 2008
Angry Policeman
When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
Angry Policeman by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011
Plastic Policeman
Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds?
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!
Plastic Policeman by hubGX January 13, 2009
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