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Definitions by OneWhoKnowsBetter

Second Hand Snitch 

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.

Trespassed

The word many people use for the term No-Trespass Warning given to people by law enforcement when they create a disturbance in a store.
Kashina threw a fit when Popeye's ran out of fried chicken. The police were called and gave her a no trespass warning.

The manager told the employees; :" She is trespassed , call the cops when she comes in here again!"

Trumpanzee 

A derogatory name for supporters of Donald Trump invented by people who went into debt for thousands of dollars for what turned out to be a fake college degree. They are angry at Trump and his followers for not bailing them out of their debt and providing them with a job.

It's not entirely their fault. In years gone by colleges were into actually educating people. In this era they are only interested in generating revenue for themselves. They are like used car salespeople. Tell any lie to get your maney.
The supposedly avant-garde educated elite loathe Trumpanzees.
Trumpanzee by OneWhoKnowsBetter February 14, 2021

Flowerbed/Flowerbedding 

A term religious people use when they don't want to say curse words.
Jehovah's Witness 1: " What did that man say to you when he opened his door?"

Jehovahs Witness 2: " He was stark naked!" " He asked me if I wanted to flowerbed!" " When I said NO he told me to get my flowerbedding ass off his property!" Flowerbed/flowerbedding

Corn Pop 

Conservative dog whistle term for a politician who is in the first stages of Alzheimer's
The elderly politician told his grankids about how he faced down a gangbanger named Corn Pop and bravely defeated him when in reality he'd pee'd his pants and said "Please Mr.Big Scary black man, don't hurt me!!!" Corn Pop took pity on him and only bitch slapped him a few times.
Corn Pop by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 20, 2021

Chicken hawk 

A child molester who volunteers to be a scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
Old Jack volunteered to be a scoutmaster to cruise for young boys. He organized many circle jerks. He was what is known as a chicken hawk.
Chicken hawk by OneWhoKnowsBetter November 17, 2020

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."