To scroll through the Urban Dictionary and fined fucking absurd and crazy shit that will scar you and make you an irrelevant human being that should be sent to the underworld for what they have read.

Damn Steve should stop Urbanization at night, he's really fucking gay now, and why is he wearing 2 Strap on's?

Urbanization by DANEMEISTER!!! October 23, 2017

Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

Mass Turbanation by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

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urbanization

The process of discovering and regularly using urban dictionary.

Mum and Dad have undergone some serious urbanization in the past few weeks.

urbanization by Cabji November 14, 2005

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Urbanization

The increasingly frequent use of words with meanings from Urban dictionary.

Sam: I think my brother's swollorexic
Mike: Wait, did you just use a word from Urban Dictionary?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Mike: Bro i think you're experiencing some urbanization.

Urbanization by some dude on a planet September 15, 2014

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Urbanization

A politically correct way for US politicians and news sources alike to refer to the influence of "Black-African American" people and/or culture without appearing to be explicitly racist.

"The crime rate in this neighbourhood which for many decades was mainly populated by Irish Catholics has risen substantially due to what towns folk call the "Urbanization of Boston"

Urbanization by seth_ikrass May 23, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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