rumspringa 

Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.

"Yo, did you hear about Joseph? He got mad crunk on rumspringa."

rumspringa by the verbal spinster April 1, 2005

Rumspringa 

Occurs when amish kids reach adulthood and are given freedom to run wild.

Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!

Rumspringa by SlopNChop October 24, 2018

Rumspringa Rimjob 

Rumspringa is a period in an Amish person's life when they're allowed to go out and experience the world before taking their vows, getting married and joining their community. A Rumspringa Rimjob is the very last time a person gets their ass eaten before the end of their Rumspringa. They will never again know the Joy's of analingus and must rely on that one memory.

Jedediah often thinks back to his rumspringa rimjob with Jim Grizzard to inspire him for missionary with his wife.

Rumspringa Rimjob by SesameSeed86 May 11, 2021

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

urbanized rumspringa by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012

Bumspringa 

a rite of passage during adolescence similar to the event practiced by Amish communities. For directionless youth, Bumspringa normally begins around the ages of 18–21 and ends when a youth chooses either to return to whatever lackluster town that they are from ( eg. Wichita, Fargo, Albuquerque)or to stay away from the community entirely, opting instead to move to Los Angeles, NYC, or Vegas; in hopes of living a glamorous life, making it big and becoming famous! Bumspringa occurs between ages of 18 and 35.

A real Bumspringa move, he left his family in Boise to go become a model in LA! We'll see how long that'll last.

Bumspringa by yashamash! October 29, 2020

RUMSPRINGER 

A BIGGG CRAZY PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

hey you ready for rumspringer tonight???

HELL YEAH!!!!!

RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAA

RUMSPRINGER by phiten December 14, 2010

rumpring 

The act of Eating my Ass

"you better start rumpring"

rumpring by RunFar May 21, 2018