TRUMPcest 

Noun: The act of publicly voicing a sexual attraction to one’s own daughter.

“Malcolm got so drunk he ended up skinny-dipping with his teenage daughter and then spent the rest of the night TRUMPcesting about her, again. He’s got so much worse since his wife left him.”

TRUMPcest by AGD2202 April 26, 2020

Trumpcest 

When your father is the father of your children, because it’s just what you do when you’re the greatest and use the biggest words.

Observing the lines of orange-tinged children lining streets of the Moscow, Putin marveled, boasting “Has Trumpcest finally come for mother Russia?!?”

Trumpcest by Lex Hamilton August 3, 2018

Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

Trumpectomy by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016