“Malcolm got so drunk he ended up skinny-dipping with his teenage daughter and then spent the rest of the night TRUMPcesting about her, again. He’s got so much worse since his wife left him.”
by AGD2202 April 27, 2020
When your father is the father of your children, because it’s just what you do when you’re the greatest and use the biggest words.
Observing the lines of orange-tinged children lining streets of the Moscow, Putin marveled, boasting “Has Trumpcest finally come for mother Russia?!?”
by Lex Hamilton August 3, 2018