1) An erection brought on by but not limited to: abuse of power, slandering minorities, objectifying women, blatant
racism, and lies about crowd size.
2) A mass group erection in response to either
tragic and real news, or absurdly
fake news.
Joseph awkwardly tried to conceal his Trumprection, apologizing to bystanders that commented "
Oh...
no worries, I didn't see anything, anyway."