Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpectomy

The exorcision of a malignant tumor from the United States Of America

Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy

by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017

trumpectomy

The surgical removal of a nasty anal fistula from the White House.

Man, I could really use a trumpectomy.

by pseudobansky May 6, 2020

Trumpectomy

Performed by the following procedure : FIrst...you need take two parts of the DECLARATION of independence we the people are created equal 2nd add one part of the Bible quote do unto others as you would have done unto you. Quotation 3rd at six parts of Common Sense

We need to perform a trumpectomy

by Insane joe kane April 16, 2017

Trumpotomy

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019

Trumpostomy

Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)

May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery

Trumpanzee got a trumpostomy & is now taking a trump in the bag attached to his abdominal wall

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021