TOOTEN 

A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"

TOOTEN by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011

toptensexygamersofalltime 

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.

Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime

toptensexygamersofalltime by daddybunkins December 6, 2021

Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010

rootin tootin 

Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)

That was a rootin tootin good time we had last night!

rootin tootin by AskTheCards.info Free Tarot October 30, 2013

Darn Tootin 

When you strongly agree with something. General used in a positive way to reinforce what others have said.

Vish: Sounds like we should go on a date
Meg: Darn tootin

Darn Tootin by NotTimmy March 21, 2020

Tosten 

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

Tosten by p3orion December 27, 2013