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Abbreviation for 'Tickle my silky smooth balls'

Should be used whenever in need of a good comeback.
-Hey, dude, you really suck!
-Yeah? Well, you know what? You can TMSSB, biatch!
TMSSB by nyominyomi September 18, 2011
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tmstbc - Too Much Shit To Be Carrying .

The complete opposite of EDC which means every day carry
Or the bare essentials / necessities
With all those keychains by time Gina gets in the door
That pitbull will have a new chew toy.

She certainly has tmstbc / too much shit to be carrying.
tmstbc by Blu_leef September 11, 2023
Related Words
TMSSB • tassbeaa • TMLSB • TMossBoss • tmsb • TMSBE • TMSS • TMSTBS • tmstbc • tossbandit
TMossBoss is a reactor who does reactions like Jinx, Tyrone and CJ: He plays the entire video and doesn't edit his videos. He also can't take criticism. He deletes comments criticizing him and calls everyone haters. He also discredits YouTubers for not having their own channels, showing their faces and for having less subs than him and thus being jealous. He also believes that karma will go back upon his haters even though he's in the wrong. He also refuses to edit his videos and makes us do it. He also blamed JAR for stealing IHE and Grade's style when he does the same thing. He also ignored a suicidal girl who needed his help and told his fans to attack Mainstream Media Commentary for calling him out and thought the suicidal girl was setting him up. He also lies about people who criticize him and mistranslates them and claims to be the hardest working YouTuber in Washington state and also blocks all of his critics. He doesn't do this to me, but it annoys me how he does it to others. TMossBoss has done a lot of wrong and is one of the, if not, the worst YouTuber in the entire website.
Don't be such a TMossBoss.
Too Much Swag Syndrome

When a person has so much swag that it interferes with their day to day life.

Symptoms range in severity and include (but are not limited to): incessant attention from members of the opposite sex, losing friends to jealousy, swollen pockets, an insufficient availability of contact entries in one's phone, and being discriminated against due to swag levels.

The causes of this new epidemic are not well established, but preliminary findings suggest that there may be a positive correlation between being raised in an inner city black neighborhood and the likelihood of developing this disorder.
Josh: So why is T.I. back in jail this time?
Joe: The FAA pressed charges against him for being too fly.
Josh: Dang, sounds like a bad case of TMSS...
TMSS by AmericanSwagSociety November 15, 2010
being a wanker.. another word (of the countless already) for being a wanker/ dickhead
ted is acting like a tossbag
tossbag by Gerard January 2, 2005
Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!
tossbag by Kitty January 2, 2005

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback 

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback
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