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being a wanker.. another word (of the countless already) for being a wanker/ dickhead
ted is acting like a tossbag
tossbag by Gerard January 2, 2005
Words you can keep
Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!
tossbag by Kitty January 2, 2005
Great, Holy, Sexy, God.
You are so Tossbag! <3333
Tossbag by Joshyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 29, 2007
A way of saying Tosser or Wanker but putting in the bag for a little more pizzaz
Jack: Aw mate, Tommy is such a fuckin' Tossbag!
Jezza: I know mate, we should go and bash there little head in!
Jack: Yeah mate, lets par-tay!
Tossbag by The Crab Known as Dong September 6, 2016

Toss Bag 

Technically a used condom. Used for anyone who is less useful than the space they take up on this planet.
Damn it Jerry, you're such a Toss Bag.
Toss Bag by Trez135 November 12, 2005
A rag used for cleaning up the sperm that is emitted through masturbation.
This word may also be used as an insult,relates to TOSSER.
Commonly used in male teenage circles,possibly originating in 1980's.
"I've shot off and haven't got a TOSSRAG.I'll have to use this old sock"
tossrag by Mugwump November 11, 2004
A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.
A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage
Tossage by TRY February 20, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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